12. Beginning-Display809 • 1 yr. The War of Closed Eyes in a nutshell. Only War & More - Part 2 3. 29 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…11. 350K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 1K. “Fellow old ones, I assure you. Grimdank Memes from the 41st millenium. Grimdank Memes from the 41st millenium. Beware the emissary, he's here to negotiate for your biomass. Best. Inquisitor Ravenor’s new throne design. It's funny how everyone just accepted baby Gron killing 40 eldar, but get pissed that a group of harlequins killed some custodes. AuthLeft does tend to use the Khronite battle strategy of "throw all the bodies at the problem until you win or run out of bodies". Def in better shape than your average 40k player though, lol. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…16. Emperor_Titan_Nokia • 2 days ago. 11. By becoming part of meme lore you have likely become inspiration for others the same way you became inspired. 1. 5K. The Darkstar emits neutron pulses which destroys all biological matter within the target area. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…therealblabyloo • 8 mo. They have been trying to thwart him since he began his work, for they know that his success will signal the end of them. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…5. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…The Misanthropic Luciferian Order (MLO) was a satanic occult order founded in Sweden in 1995 and later renamed Temple of the Black Light. -resisted said visions as he doesn't fight for glory (his claim) -uses the sword as it follows his Way of the Short Blade philosophy (something he has practiced since his training with Puretide) 4. My word is truth and law, don’t question it. Explore Warmaster Whorus's (@warmaster_whorus) posts on Pholder | See more posts from u/warmaster_whorus about Antiwork, Victoria BC and GrimdankACN's been around for a long time. POV: You’re a Tyranid who just ate a weird blue and gold space marineIn one of the Commissar Caine books he duels with a khornate space marine for a bit. The art is great and its really funny . An Ogryn would definitely like Claptrap. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. So they put a lasgan in my hand. If you knew me IRL you'd never think to call me vanilla. Warhammer YouTubers and their consequences. However these neutron pulses do no damage to non-biological material, allowing for valuable minerals or technology to be collected. One makes people follow you, the other makes your into a warp entity. The enlightened Primarch understands but only asks one thing. 6 know it's a fulgrim meme, but seriously. 4. 2. Chaos Undivided:4880804. I think there was another contacted tribe on a planet where they worship the blood emperor on his throne of skulls and the inquisition was like, close enough. ago. I imagined it sounding like a Borderlands character. >be me. That walking Range Rover could rip your spine out predator style, clean it up, and have it follow him around for the next hundreds of years taking pics of him in battle. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Samus is a lesbian comfirmed. Jun 21, 2021. It was not a pleasant experience. Lotara is a multiversal constant. About half of them (current and members forced to retire) tried a coup to overthrow him as the Imperial Regent - which went about as well as you would expect and he had them assassinated during their. Say 3d printing is good on Grimdank, you’re a hero. [deleted] • 1 yr. Alliance in 40k is a fun thingKnow your lore. A nipple mage to be precise. A really, really horny guardsman. • 2 yr. Well, let's see. The way the book sets it up, I absolutely thought it was going to be tyranids until the Crusade flies in. Hello everyone. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… For both Orks and Tyranids. lol. ) 615 upvotes · 66 comments. Bringing memes and putting the dank in Grimdank!By the orders of the Megir, the Death Spectres seek out suitable human-settled colonies far from the heart of the Imperium where they collect the best genetic specimens of women they can find. It was released on the internet in Swedish and Norwegian. Altar of Wrath. The caveat is that they're unquestioningly brainwashed loyal Tempestus Scions, and their codes and insignia change daily to keep the T'au from learning too much. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain. DarkKechup • 3 mo. Not a god. Modern problems require modern solutions. Except for poor Ku'gath, that is, as well as every single Deathguard ever. 376k. They do not like eachother but both of them are smart enough. I found my new Warboss. StargateRush • 2 yr. No one likes Claptrap. 1K votes, 114 comments. No matter what differences there may be, no matter whether the World Eaters fall or remain loyal, there's still a badass, battle-hungry, hyper-competent captain of the Conqueror who loves nothing more than ripping ships in half with giantass harpoons. Many had sought to become gods, raising empires and. When an old 40k Vet returns to the game after 20 years and someone hands him a Tau Cyclic Ion Blaster. ago. I was born in the Catachan. ago. They cannot even scream. 138. I hope future memes match its pure memery. FOUR GODS. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. Usually it’s both. I'm Still Standing by Elton John. Constantly needing to rub it off on other similar series that their personal favorite series is so much DARKer and GRITTIER. He had a bro that got murdered by a dick and in return, beat his ass. Got in a little Terra jam. r/Grimdank. Trazyn’s in danger of becoming the most noble bright thing in 40k. Compared to them, the worst Grimdank mod is an ace. But some voice lines. May Necron Justice account in all balance. ago. Remember, the Genestealers are part Tyranid, if the 'Nids are known for anything, it's their adaptability. Same can be said with certain Space Marine, Chaos Space Marine, Adeptus Mechanicus, and Cultist factions. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The unforgivable sin. Eldar reproduction is lengthy and complicated, so only the aristocracy can seclude themselves long enough to carry a child to term. 5K votes, 60 comments. Mad as a bicycle. The_Chef_Queen • 7 mo. Bob Semple Tank made by a backwater governor and pass it off to the mechanicus as an archaic STC. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…166 votes, 12 comments. Tbh I'd settle for some cool new Vespids. The Light of Stars! The Eradicator! That's like a tenth of the length of a Custodes name at most. This is why he is dead in the setting, because ideals cannot exist. P. ago. 1. OP posts image of Giorgia Meloni, a person believed to be the next Prime Minister of Italy to r/Grimdank, a shitposting sub for Warhammer 40,000. Salamander serf would curbstomp chapter master of the marines malevolent. 4K votes, 22 comments. No matter what differences there may be, no matter whether the World Eaters fall or remain loyal, there's still a badass, battle-hungry, hyper-competent captain of the Conqueror who loves nothing more than ripping ships in half with giantass harpoons. r/Grimdank: Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Today it was Gav's turn to fetch the huge sack of. Sine_Fine_Belli • 6 mo. ago. Tldr, any time you can do a job without astartes you won't be given astartes. Darth_Mornteth Not a magpie • 3 hr. Step five. This is a real quote of Trazyn from The Infinite and The Divine if anyone is curious, he says it to some human guests while he's guiding them through the Prismatic Gallery. Throw in Seperate Ways, by Journey as well if you haven't already. A Fate worse than facing the Inquisition or being sent to the Adeptus Mechanicus:217 upvotes · 7 comments. It's like comparing Ancient Rome and Modern American population. Wait what? Archaeon and rainbow dash both have magic the gathering cards, and with a little setup they'll give you infinite attacks with all of your creatures. Say 3d printing is good on Grimdank, you’re a hero. Warhammer Fantasy memes are rare here. Flair checks out. You’re here to give her The Look^ (tm)This is clearly part of an attempt by a radical element of the Adeptus Mechanicus to create a Tyranid hive fleet that is loyal to the Emperor! She’s no xeno; she’s an abhuman, and abhumans are still protected under the Emperor’s light. I don’t think that people who talk about 3d printing are villains, but I do think they’re annoying and have an inflated opinion of how important. Everyone's talking about Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the. r/Grimdank •. Geekdad17 • 2 min. As such, it was run by a progressively less fit band of humans, increasingly venal in nature, who turned it into their own personal piggy bank/ slave farms. Join. ago. 3. Dartj_Kafir • Rockin MK VI Beaks & Clappin Cheeks • 7 mo. Welcome to Grimdank friend. presence has improved you a little. This is truly a type of torture for them. SkinChanger999 • 1 yr. A scaled cloak hung from his broad shoulders, attached beneath gilded pauldrons. Let him make that awkward call to Yvrainne while his mother-in-law snoozes. For our duty to the Emperor is eternal. 2. Successful-Floor-738 • 5 mo. Unfortunately it also caused many of. Compared to just the dark age of technology with 5000 years and well over a million worlds with higher tech then all of Mars. By the way , i love those comics . Cadia Stans will say it's real. The Orks could probably do so too if you convinved a bunch of them they could. It exudes an aura of relatability and power. Link to video as well as transcript. The Emperor teleports him on board and explains the 50 million primarchs just isnt going to work. And there is good reason for both. You will be awarded with the right to build my palace. r/DeathBattleMatchups. 1K votes, 55 comments. That's it lads! 148 votes, 11 comments. Honestly that's pretty humane as fates in. r/Grimdank. Slaanesh can appear as a man or women. The Kriegers went against the explicit wishes of the Salamanders, a first founding Space Marine chapter thats well known for going out of their way to avoid civilian casulties, by opening fire on a hab-complex the Salamanders were currently inside. Luke5353 • 3 mo. Submissive Bishounen Skitarii are logical. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov. 29. Stringstorm details. My brother in Slaanesh, that is heresy and it is glorious! Well, it is a case of an abominable intelligence (aka bot). 15. Warhammer Waifu Tier List. ago. Literally the most famous imperial guard soldiers are kinda like pugs. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… In one of the Commissar Caine books he duels with a khornate space marine for a bit. Except Magnus who is labelled as a Mage. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. 68 votes, 24 comments. Or become a badass sister of silence and kill the enemies of the emperor. 17K votes, 162 comments. It personally mostly reminds me of Halo. The MLO released Liber Azerate, a modern grimoire written by the order's Magister Templi, Frater Nemidial, in 2002. 3. He admitted it in a YouTube video and also his Patreon from what I've heard. Also, I imagine the Norn's Emissary's roar to sound like this. 778 votes, 283 comments. I hardly think we can be entirely absolved from blame on the Imperialistic front. Crusader Kings II but in the 40k verse would be fantastic as well. Atention citizen you have been reported of being a heretic for Having wiafus we will now crush mangle your corpse and burn you like the heretic you are. They are designed to break down organic and non-organic matter into raw energy, which can then be. In this fic several of the Primarchs are dads even by the heresy and the Emperor did not know. Oppy's track record is why the Mechanicus believes in the Machine Spiritr/Grimdank. You would be surprised at the number of players who forget about the z axis, you’d be even more surprised about how the people who remember it feel about it, just like. Because sometimes, even in death, duty never ends. The voice acting and dialogue are also top-notch and the musical direction (especially near the end) ties it all together beautifully. Thank you, it helped solve an argument on how many guys this was. I would like to point out I put Sanguinius above all the others. And use filthy Monkeighs and other lowly creatures as mercs and servants, since they ironically very need someone who honors at least one principle, like loyalty. "I wish I was a psyker!" Funnily enough, the long distance messages are more like this instead of emails. always amazingly done and very funny. r/40k: Share your passion for 40k. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… r/Grimdank. While a bit too robotic, these sounds would be perfect in a dark space hulk when the norn spawns/drops/idk into the hulk. Though I have a personal hate of Harlequins. In one of the books when he captures Yarrick and he eventually escapes by starting a slave revolt Ghaz recaptures him, gives him a slap on the back congratulating in high gothic and sending him in his way to prepare for the Third Armageddon war. The narrative and games workshop plastic sales won’t allow such heretical nonsense. Dartj_Kafir • Rockin MK VI Beaks & Clappin Cheeks • 7 mo. The problem becomes that when he got jacked by Horus, he could no longer run it at all, just barely keep the Warp from swallowing Terra. I can't believe anon's are still saying "le" ironically. (Baalbuddy) : r/Grimdank. Their setbacks are often cataclysmic, but they're the exception to to the rule of 10k years of grinding status-quo. Join. You're better off using those points to buy artillery to shoot him off. yo check it out, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother I hurt people, I'm a force of nature. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Heretics here now. Follows orders quietly, still uses his own brain, compassionate to humans, merciless to xenos, amazing at fighting, logistics, tactics, name it. One Man. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Granted, most techpriest focus on the "strength and purity of steel", but the Imperial Truth has definitely wormed its way into their beliefs. Indeed. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…T'au and Imperial Guard fight as an integrated force in Psychic Awakening. Add a Comment. 41 comments. Add a Comment. You actually hear a story where a Vorcha was raised by the Asari. 366K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Marconey. His father told him how the ancient shamans of Old Earth could tap into these currents and wield power beyond that of other mortals. • 1 yr. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. choptup. Commissar Blackadder: George the Imperium at present covers three quarters of the galaxy while the Tau Empire consists of a small Origami factory on Kronus. But some voice lines. grayrains79 • Secretly 3 squats in a long coat •. Get caught running one of those and it's a free trip to. : r/Grimdank. There were recently allegations that he had groomed an underage girl. GW pretty explicitly allows kitbashed and custom minis, and even 3d printed ones (as long as the player sculpted it themselves). 4K votes, 46 comments. And even then the changes are more subtle. r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. It's just a fan theory. ago. Make yourself known to the Inquisition, wait for an inquisitor to find you and join their retinue. Lotara is a multiversal constant. Yeah, he's in good shape, clearly packing some muscle, but I wouldn't really call it "holy shit he's jacked". Top Kek. Obviously the Custodes knew at that point that they were betrayed, but there's absolutely no way they could have known that the Gal Vorbak had literally been demon possessed, or that it was the same command squad of Word Bearers they had fought alongside for so many decades which allowed them to. Meanwhile in an alternate universe part 2. redd. S. Gav Smith was part of the Imperial Guard. The Imperator Titan. 174 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…A Guardsman's life is to serve, and die if need be. I'm not afraid to spend them, but I never waste my men. 364K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 2K Online. • 9 mo. So love, relations, childbirth and being a parent are all more or less suicidal. Imagining it with Roboute pulling a John Goodman in Speed Racer, casually grabbing the berserker and tossing them aside. 000 years later, millenias after humanity has already set out to colonize the galaxy, a high tech society based around a god called "The Omnissiah TM", the Mechanicum TM, has formed on Mars, likely. r/Grimdank. Lmao i thought it was a reference to that one 1d4 fanfic of a dreadnought that got stuck in a cave with a necron for god knows how long and then became friends. The dragonspears (green) love eating their fallen brothers, The black krakens (dark blue/purple) allways go for the kill that would give them the most glory, The covenant of fire (orange) are straight up world bearers, with book burnings and seeking of. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Carl is beyond your power now OP Carl Poster. 366K subscribers in the Grimdank community. • 1 yr. The Imaginary Network Expanded (INE) is a network of art sharing subreddits ranging from broad in subject to very specific. Diligent_Brick_4437 • 9 hr. 1K votes, 32 comments. The mental image of a Homunculus using his extensive knowledge of the flesh and blood, to give Imperial citizens free healthcare operations, all while trying his absolute hardest not to scream nor injure people, all with a calm look on his face. The first big combat scene, where students are trying to pass the entrance exam, is such a great over-the-top encounter, and sets a good tone for the rest of the show. His Tau opponent was Arnaud Monvoisin (nickname Shas'O Kassad) playing for team France. Considering this man made 03 Clone Wars (which is peak Star Wars outside of the movies), a 40k series from Tartakovsky would be-. 11. 6K votes, 346 comments. Also, James Blish's ' The Bridge ', from 1952, is set on the surface of Jupiter. 570 votes, 10 comments. Depending on the severity of the post the user can face a ban. Catalogue the entire cosmos, if you wished. 359K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Honestly boobix faptor is probably one of my favorite YouTubers of all time, I’m glad he introduced my cypher and his channels, shits awesome, and the latest one about rednecks fights the scp foundation is practically me and the boys drunk on a little too much shine fight the local enforcement paladins ( the police. Flair checks out. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Can't have a maximum chapter size if you are always crusading! We must eradicate these filthy furries in a righteous crusade. I like Khârn though. ago. 2. Yes. Shaking, sobbing, he collapsed to the floor. Lmao i thought it was a reference to that one 1d4 fanfic of a dreadnought that got stuck in a cave with a necron for god knows how long and then became friends. 1. He admitted it in a YouTube video and also his Patreon from what I've heard. Plus a talking gun would probally be most likely Tediore by the time of BL3. Which is 3,600 per hour, 86,400 per day and 31. " (OC). The light went out. 377K Members. Yeah and we all know how this would turn out if it was true. His genocide freed the human race from their elven overlords and single-handedly send the elven civilization into a slow recline. As they await a transport out ( which may never come) they will spend waves after waves of men to make sure that the local farm wins Best of Show award at the local fair. 3. 92. “Emissary“ diplomacy defined very liberally. ago. Gaming. 342K subscribers in the Grimdank community. It's kind of an accomplishment to be able to unite the gods even if only to try and kill you. 1. Fulgrim has a wife and a daughter. "In a dark future where there is only war, these are the deliverers of the Emperor's Peace. dazli69. Aggressive, but not sadistic. ago. Rebel Alliance was basically ISIS and ended up paving the way for the Yuzan Vong invasion. 5K. Average Thousand Sons Enjoyer: r/Grimdank •. Nonsense! The heroic brother militant used his emperor blessed virility to expunge the foul servants of the ruinous powers and truncheon the tracherous xenos scum into submission!. Our parents may have been. 12. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…8. It doesn't matter how you got there, if they look good they look good. Jacked is another rung or two up the ladder. 21. Look at the. Consequences. "In the Era Indomitus, a report of the Divisio Mortis of the Officio Prefectus was spread through various Imperial war zones and forwarded to Terra that claimed that Sebastian Yarrick had been slain, though it offered no details on the cause of death. I would probably main the Basic Guardsman and Fire Warrior with a Pulse Rifle and a Tactical Marine. 2. It is a master crafted Crozius Arcanum capable of channelling the Chaplain’s stoic faith into energy to deadly effect. I got a whole box of leftover Skiitari Vanguard bits, but I am missing some legs and bodies, so I was wondering what you thought about my Neophyte Hybrid x Skiitari Vanguard idea. If it makes you feel better there is a chance the necron believes he is Steve due to him being insane from the flayer virus. 10th Ed. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… POV: you’ve been assigned to decipher the message that an astropath sent. They did fuck a Chaos god into existence. You only need 1 runtherd for all those grots. Heck, the mouth might even tell you a joke every now and then. I. I thought the femboy 1kSons was funny at first. ago. " Sure enough, she jumped down the shaft and the cultist turned into flying mince.